and from such meager beginnings, it began....

elizabeth franklin has joined.

Alexandra Frolkis has joined.

Evan Moss has joined.

elizabeth: i love

perfecto!

Jenna: thank you

oooooh

we're all here

this is so exciting

Alexandra: hey hey hey!

elizabeth: heyo!
Jenna: hey hey hey

EVAN!

Alexandra: where is she?

so rude

not even saying hello

Jenna: she is such a whore

elizabeth: join the blog

Evan: oh HI!

Jenna: so i think we should take turns writing

Evan: whoa!
Jenna: and you know it's your turn when the person before you in line has written

elizabeth: lovely! ya I think that's how molly and her crew does it

Evan: oh don't THINK i didn't read all that. Bitchies

Alexandra: you can read?!

Jenna: bitchies

hahahha

Evan: oh this has been done before??
thought we were the first

Jenna: no

we're not first

Alexandra: first is the worst

Jenna: but we'll be more amusing to ourselves that the others were to us

Alexandra: so what's our order?

Evan: oh, right we have hairy chests!
Jenna: especially since we didn't know about them

Evan: third

Jenna: Elizabeth

Evan: lets go in order of.....

Jenna: you can go 1st or i will

Evan: WAIT

me: fine, sorry, what?
Evan: no, we need to think of a creative ordering

Jenna: fuck creative ordering

Evan: order of...NO!

Jenna: who has had sex most recently!

Evan: haha

Jenna: i am LAST
Alexandra: maybe not!

okay, everyone say when

Jenna: what?

march 2009

Alexandra: last friday

Evan: eliz is first!

Evan: 2 weeks ago

elizabeth: not true, Alex beats me

Alexandra: dammit! i should've played hard to get!
elizabeth: she is such a whore

ha

Evan: alex bow chickaaa

elizabeth: jk

Evan: ok so it goes: Alex first

Jenna: brown chicken brown cow

Evan: then eliz

then me

then jenna

Jenna: (evan you love that one)

Evan: just when you say it

Jenna: p.s. we're SO sex in the city

elizabeth: as long as I'm not miranda

Evan: only if we repeatedly say: 'i couldnt help but WONDER..'

Jenna: no, you're charlotte

Evan: i'd be miranda in her good seasons
Alexandra: who am i?

Evan: miranda

Jenna: um, miranda

Evan: is alex

Jenna: hahah

Evan: fer sherrr

Jenna: smartest

i'm sam

i'm the whore

Evan: yes

agreed

hahaha

Alexandra: hahahaha, ohhhhh boy

Jenna: but evan, you're not really carrie

Evan: ew so that leaves me as carrie??

gross

Evan: she' the most annoying

Jenna: i can be carrie

you can be sam
Evan: perfect

Alexandra: she is the most annoying

samantha is the best

Jenna: but, yes, she's kinda a histrionic

Evan: GOOD word

Jenna: i like miranda most

Evan: have you been studying for the GREs?

Alexandra: jenna likes me most

Jenna: she's legit
elizabeth: only in her good seasons

Jenna: 2 legit to quit

hey hey

Evan: wait is there a theme to our blog?

i don't get how this works

elizabeth franklin has left.

Evan: someone fill me in

Jenna: okay, so Alex, are you ready to commit to going 1st?

Evan: WHAT?

eliz

Jenna: what what?

Evan: she left!!!

elizabeth!

get her!

Alexandra: she did NOT!

Evan: GET HER

Alexandra: elizabeth left

Jenna: she is back?

Alexandra: oh, i thought you meant me

elizabeth franklin has joined.

Evan: who does she think she IS!

haha

Jenna: she's back

Evan: good, she's back

we cannot function without a missing link

Jenna: okay, so we have to explain to Evan face what the blog is because she's challenged

Evan: i wish there were different colors for each of our writing

Alexandra: i would want to be green

Jenna: because you're challenged?

Alexandra: or yellow

Evan: shut up you jenna!

Jenna: you evan

ELIZ

say something

Evan: hahah it's like a name-insult

Jenna: anything

hahah

Evan: elizabeth is plotting

Alexandra: elizabeth is leaving

Jenna: plottting what? cartesian planes?

Alexandra: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jenna: she is leaving to austin or leaving the chat?

Alexandra: i chortled!

Evan: whoa smartie.

Jenna: GRE

Evan: elizabeth needs to explain herself

Alexandra: i agree

elizabeth - gre?
Jenna: ELIZABETH.....

poop on your FAAAAAAACE

Evan: maybe she's writing the first draft of her blog entry

Alexandra: doubt it

evan, you go first

Evan: no im not in a creative mood

you are first, you recent sex-participant!

Jenna: wait
Alexandra: ohhhh, is that how we decided?

Jenna: alex

are you challenged?

Alexandra: hahaha, oh boy

i was born retarded

i kid you not

Jenna: i know

and deaf

Alexandra: yeah yeah

Jenna: yea yea
Alexandra: elizabeth should go first for abandoning us

Jenna: okay, so we are missing elizabeth

Evan: im deaf. i have swimmer's ear

Jenna: alex, you and I have to explain this to Evan

Evan: i agree. HAIL TO ELIZABETH!

Jenna: (even though neither of us has a clue, so we're just going to make it up)

Evan: yes please explain to the challenged one

oh did you mean for the parentheses to be secret? because i can read that

Jenna: shit

i thought you couldn't read in parentheses

okay, so the rules are you write about what is going on in your life,whatever pops into your head, and/or response to the previous blog and we don't have to ALWAYS go in order
Evan: ok that makes sense

ok

Jenna: just to get the ball rolling

Alexandra: ahh, i see i see

elizabeth franklin has left.

Jenna: like, go in order, unless inspiration strikes

Alexandra: can i start tomorrow?

i have to pee

Jenna: are you going to pee until tomorrow?

Evan: tomorrow is fine, number 1

Jenna: Maybe elizabeth should start though

it was kinda her idea?

Evan: jenna's the slave driver here, we can tell

Jenna: evan what color would you want to be?

Evan: bright pink with hearts over the 'i's
Alexandra: i agree

one of you should text her now and tell her

or prank call her

Evan: what color would you be ? brown?

poop?

Alexandra: hehe, poooooooop!

Evan: ha! 4 baby racooons, i love it!

reminds me of sy-sy

Alexandra: it's quite hilarious

Evan: remember when jenna ate one?

Alexandra: she grilled it

okay, i have to pee

love you boogers!

Evan: love you!

Evan Moss has left.

Alexandra Frolkis has left.